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aidn:

*me when i see a dog*: oh man my friends sure are missing out

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

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"Butthead*"
raadb

my ass

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"Ur a but thread"
raadb

suck

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honestly who else catcalls dogs like men catcall women

like “damn bitch u look good”

"hey baby why dont u come over here"

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

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jakeforjesus:

That one hella thirsty girl that comes into class with her car keys dangling in her hands

image

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
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